Thursday, July 30, 2026

The Disneyland Memorial Orgy Effect

About once a year, I've noticed that a series of commercials Jim Henson made for Wilkins Coffee in the 1950s/60s make the rounds online. They star a duo of early Muppet characters aptly named Wilkins and Wontkins, and typically feature the former inflicting some extreme form of violence on the latter for expressing his dislike of the brand (he's shot him with a gun and out of a cannon, threatened him with a razor blade and a guillotine, and impaled him with an arrow among many other suitable punishments for his beverage preference). Quite often, though, the people sharing these commercials on the various social media channels mistakenly identify the Wilkins character as an early version of Kermit the Frog. It's an understandable error-- Wilkins sort of looks like a primordial Kermit, and Henson performed both characters using a very similar voice. Nevertheless, the fact is that they are not one and the same (one major tell is that Wilkins is orange, whereas Kermit is typically associated with being... some other color). 

That said, I have a theory that this confusion is actually a pretty major factor in why people are so consistently fascinated with these ads: many viewers genuinely believe they are watching Official™ early Jim Henson skits where Kermit the Frog is repeatedly murdering another Muppet. This is completely incongruous with the kind-hearted, family-friendly Kermit we all know and love and people just get a kick out of that kind of dichotomy. This is an area of humor that has fascinates me, and I'm not entirely sure why. I'd like to discuss this style of comedy in the form of some scattered, stray thoughts on why I think it resonates with people. I've deemed it the Disneyland Memorial Orgy effect.

Your first thought might be, what the hell is the "Disneyland Memorial Orgy"? It's this:


Click on the image for a better-resolution look at it. Or don't. I'll understand if you don't.

Does that answer your question? No? Raises several more questions? Fair enough. What you have just looked at was a poster illustrated by Mad Magazine/Marvel Comics legend Wally Wood for a 1967 issue of the satire magazine The Realist. The title and overall bleak tone of the proceedings depicted therein suggest it was inspired by Walt Disney's death the prior year, and Realist founder/editor Paul Krassner's commentary on the piece confirms my suspicions:

After Walt Disney died, there was a rumor that his body had been frozen, but actually it was cremated. Somehow I had expected Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck and the whole gang to attend the funeral, with Goofy delivering the eulogy and the Seven Dwarfs serving as pallbearers. Disney’s death occurred a few years after Time magazine’s famous “God Is Dead” cover, and it occurred to me that Disney had served as Intelligent Designer to that whole stable of imaginary characters now mourning in a state of suspended animation.

Disney had been *their* Creator, and he had repressed all their baser instincts, but now that he had departed, they could finally shed their cumulative inhibitions and participate together in an unspeakable Roman binge, to signify the crumbling of an empire. I contacted Wally Wood--who had illustrated the first piece I sold to Mad magazine--“If Comic Strip Characters Answered Those Little Ads in the Back of Comic Books”--and, without mentioning any specific details, I told him my general notion of a memorial orgy at Disneyland to be published in The Realist. He accepted the assignment and presented me with a magnificently degenerate montage.

Not a particularly insightful or thought-provoking piece of satire, but I am only human and have to admit that I think it's sort of funny. Sure, not the funniest thing I've ever seen, but look at Pluto's face as he pisses on that portrait! He knows he's not supposed to be doing that!

This brings me to my overall point: that poster by far became the most well-known thing to come from The Realist, to the point where its infamy seemed to pretty quickly outpace that of its source. It became a very widely-bootlegged piece of art (more often than not rendered in neon day-glo colors and taped to the walls of countless college dorms, particularly in its counter-cultural "screw the system" late-1960s heyday), and I feel reasonably certain in saying its reach at this point has stretched so far and wide that surely a good deal of its admirers have never heard of The Realist, or possibly even Wally Wood. It seems to belong to the world now. It's in the same vein as that unlicensed bumper sticker of Calvin (of "and Hobbes" fame) taking a leak, which may be the best-known example of the Disneyland Memorial Effect. 

What is that effect?

Like I said about Pluto's activities in the piece, "he's not supposed to be doing that". We seem to really enjoy jokes that involve a family-friendly fictional character doing something decidedly un-family-friendly. We recognize, on some level, that this is "wrong", that the characters are not meant to be engaging in such behaviors. I'm not a psychologist, and I don't even have any grand thesis I'd like to make here, I'm merely ruminating. I've always been especially interested in parody as a vehicle for satire, and the fact that this seems to be one of the most enduring forms of it-- despite being parody's equivalent of junk food-- intrigues me. And like I said, I can't lie! I enjoy it too! (Well, sometimes. I have my limits; not so much what offends me but moreso what fails to make me laugh. I'm an easy audience, but I still have a few brain cells that work. You've gotta at least meet their requirements.)

I think it's a part of our childhood that we never fully shed. If a parent or a teacher or any kind of authority figure scolded us not to do something, doing that very thing immediately became all the more attractive... especially if it was considered inappropriate in some way. Perhaps this is why two of the most prime examples of the effect that I've mentioned thus far involve urinating; it fits into that whole "rude" area of our senses of humour that toilet and sex jokes reside in.

In fact, the earliest example of this effect that I can recall encountering really illustrates this point. If you were born in the 1990s or early-2000s like I was, there is a good chance you might recall hearing dirty parodies of the Barney The Dinosaur theme song being chanted on the elementary school playground. There is one I can still quote in full, despite probably not having heard it since I was about six years old:

Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination,

Big, fat, and filled with crap

And full of constipation

This barely even makes sense! Have you ever heard the phrase "full of constipation" outside of this song? I certainly haven't. But in grade one, this was religiously quoted by me and my classmates as though it was Who's on First. 

Part of this phenomena, I think, comes with the need to feel as though we are "above" whatever we are mocking. Family-friendly entertainment falls into a juvenile and typically innocent category, and we are too cynical and jaded to let that fly. That was certainly the case back in grade one; me and my friends had just become too old for Barney and his "I love you, you love me" crapola. We were moving into darker, more radical territories with our entertainment. By which I mean SpongeBob SquarePants, but it might as well have been William S. Burroughs the way we were carrying on. I think we wanted to demonstrate that we were no longer babies who would give Barney the time of day, thus we proved our maturity by singing about his bowel movements.

(Truth be told, though, even when I was in the target audience for Barney I remember being bored by it. Was always more of a Sesame Street kid. Oscar the Grouch was singing songs about how much he enjoyed wallowing in garbage, which I guess seemed more stimulating than "I love you, you love me".)

Theoretically this sort of mindset would stop around that age, but the whole reason I feel this is
noteworthy and merits writing about is that it very much does not. No, the adult world has plenty of room for the Disneyland Memorial Orgy effect. How many Family Guy cutaway gags can you think of that entail some children's cartoon character doing something "adult"? What about SNL sketches, South Park bits, Mad Magazine and National Lampoon articles, viral videos online? Hell, shows like Robot Chicken and Drawn Together essentially built their entire empires (the former admittedly much more successfully) on more or less this one idea. Not only does the world like this kind of comedy, it can be incredibly profitable!

Lastly, when you think about all this, have you noticed something? That one specific target tends to bear the brunt of the effect's wrath? You might have already guessed what I'm talking about, but if not I'll give you a hint: what did I call this effect?

The Walt Disney Company far and away seems to be the biggest magnet for this type of humor. There's the aforementioned poster, there's the notorious case of the Air Pirates, there are tons of short films created to lampoon the House of Mouse such as Uncle Walt or Short Subject (neither of which are particularly good, alas), there's been an entire Bansky exhibition... just to name a few and get the ball rolling. Think of the usual suspects for the effect that I mentioned two paragraphs ago; it's quite likely that off the top of your head you can name several instances of each of them having a go at Disney. Why is that?

There are two answers, in my opinion. The first is one I've already mentioned, the need to feel "above" something. The conventional wisdom is that Disney deals in fantasy and escapism. They're known for presenting idealized fantasy worlds that are friendly and squeaky-clean and profitable. This is perhaps a reductive viewpoint to take, but I think most of us can agree this is the image the word "Disney" conjures in the average person's mind. Disney presents us with stories that sometimes ring false tonally, of happily-ever-after. Out here in the real world, we are depressed and bitter and don't have squirrels and birds helping us with our household chores. I think many of us tend to feel that we are spitting in the eye of all this and bringing Mickey Mouse and co. back to cold, harsh reality when we laugh at a gag about him and Minnie having sex or what-have-you.

The other aspect of it is that Disney is everywhere and is everything. They run the western world and have a vested interest in just about everywhere else. It is a billion-dollar enterprise that owns so much of what we see. A number of the parodies I've mentioned emerged from some aspect of the counter-culture (Air Pirates, Realist, the short films) and this is no coincidence. If you want to stick it to The Man, there are few men who make a better Man that Walter Elias Disney. Speaking truth to power is one of the core ideals of satire, and wearing a t-shirt with Jimmy Cricket smoking a bong is sort of like the unseemly slacker bastard child of that concept. It doesn't really accomplish anything or move anybody the same way a well-constructed piece of satire might, but the odd indulgence can feel good. Perhaps we like to imagine the ghost of Walt Disney seeing said t-shirt and doing an enraged double take, shaking his fist at us mere mortals from Cartoonist Heaven. 

For the record, I have many positive feelings towards Disney, per se. As a cartoonist and a fan of film in general, they have made several contributions to the world that I appreciate. Walt Disney himself is possibly the most fascinating historical figure to me, personally. He was deeply flawed (and no, he wasn't a nazi sympathizer, quite the opposite actually... his flaws laid elsewhere) but still managed to do lots of good in his lifetime, both from the standpoint of innovation and of art. That said, Disney the company is something that I feel no particular affection for, and why would I? It's a business, not a person or a piece of art. In fact, it's a very sleazy business that has engaged in tons of practices I detest. Walt Disney himself was directly responsible for some of this, notably his backwards view on unions. It would be pointless to deny this, and even more pointless to defend the honor of something as intangible as a corporation. Who Framed Roger Rabbit is my favorite movie, but I don't feel any inclination to cheer on the company that owns it as it gobbles up smaller companies on its path to media monopoly-hood and lays off swarms of workers in favor of trying to push Gen-AI bullcrap on the world. 

Friday, June 19, 2026

The Tramp & The Mouse


Two of cinema's earliest universal icons, Charlie Chaplin's Tramp and Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse, followed a similar trajectory: they started off as these very primal creatures, driven by impulses and instincts such as lust, jealousy, rage and stubbornness, with little care for the consequences. Presumably, part of why they caught on with audiences the way they did was that they sort of served as our Id, behaving mischievously and sometimes outright badly in ways we might wish we could if we weren't so damned civilized. It was cathartic to see them lob a brick right at some big annoying guy's head, especially since we were safe in the knowledge that this was the world of comedy so said annoying guy would shake it off and be fine in the end. No harm, no foul. Wouldn't you like to do that?

Eventually, these rough edges were sanded down and the characters became gentler, more pathos-driven. The difference is that with the Tramp, this less-aggressive version of the character allowed him to soar to his highest heights-- it's hard to imagine the mean-spirited Tramp we see in the early Keystone short The Fatal Mallet carrying a feature like Modern Times or (especially) The Great Dictator. Whereas when Mickey got nicer, he consequently wound up taking a backseat to his more interesting co-stars who were allowed to do dangerous and stupid things, Donald Duck and Goofy.

Charlie Chaplin and Walt Disney in 1939.
I think the key difference here is that the Tramp's personality shift seemed to be an organic evolution, the product of Chaplin becoming more intimate with the character as the years passed and he figured out who he was, and who he wasn't. It didn't feel like a subtraction, it felt like he was being fleshed out. Conversely, Walt Disney admitted in a moment of candid frustration that Mickey's de-fanging was a product of parents complaining their children imitated him every time he misbehaved [1]. It was a concession to Disney's efforts to more-deliberately court family audiences and become a staple of wholesome Americana, something Chaplin consistently rejected, even when it wound up causing problems for him.

Would this make Donald Duck Monsieur Verdoux? Hell, I'd watch that.

1. In 1953, Walt Disney said, “Mickey’s our problem child. He’s so much of an institution that we’re limited in what we can do with him. If we have Mickey kicking someone in the pants we get a million letters from mothers telling us we’re giving their kids the wrong ideas. Mickey must always be sweet, always lovable. What can you do with such a leading man?”  (Sourced from Joshua Glenn) [top]

Friday, June 5, 2026

Playlist: May 2026

Sorry for not posting a great deal on here these last few months. Truthfully, I just haven't had any good ideas, beyond the regularly-scheduled monthly playlists. Hoping to get back into a more productive mood sooner rather than later.

For whatever it's worth, this one has been a personal favorite of mine...

May 2026

Solitaire - Public Image Ltd.
Stepping Stone - Jimi Hendrix
Stranger in Town - Del Shannon
True, Fine Mama - Little Richard
A Token of My Extreme - Frank Zappa
Still Ill - The Smiths
Wrong Way - Undertones
The Girl Can't Help It - Rockin' Ramrods
Goodbye to Romance - Ozzy Osbourne
Ain't No Way - Aretha Franklin
All Day Sucker - Stevie Wonder
Infected - Teenage Head
Wendy - Beach Boys
I Am The Cosmos - Chris Bell
Be My Lover - Alice Cooper
Ebony Eyes - Stevie Wonder
Rain Rider - Nazz
So Long Baby - Del Shannon
Borstal Boys - Faces
SOS - ABBA
Old Emotions - Spoons

Sunday, May 3, 2026

Playlist: April 2026

 April 2026

Baby Snakes - Frank Zappa
Ralph Wiggum - Bloodhound Gang
No Words - Wings
Beyond The Law - Iggy Pop & James Williamson
Woly Boly - Butthole Surfers
Velvet Goldmine - David Bowie
Teengenerate - The Dictators
Too Many People - The Leaves
Respect - The Flames
53rd & 3rd - Ramones
Some Kinda Hate - Misfits
Lady Sniff - Butthole Surfers
Piggies - Beatles
Holy Holy - David Bowie
There's Always Tomorrow - Paul Revere & The Raiders
You Tore Me Down - Flamin' Groovies
Trade In - Lou Reed
It Hurt Me Too - Marvin Gaye
The Feeling I Get - The Knack
Pretty Good - John Prine
Tell Me - Dead Boys
Stroll On - Yardbirds
Jump in The Fire - Metallica
Hybrid Moments - Misfits

Friday, April 17, 2026

Tuesday, March 17, 2026

Some DVDs I've Been Enjoying Lately

Who likes watching Stuff? I love watching Stuff. Here is some of the very Stuff I have been watching lately.

Ernie Kovacs: The Centennial Collection

Kicking things off is the most recent addition to my DVD shelf, Shout! Factory's set made to commemorate the innovative comedian Ernie Kovacs' 100th birthday in 2019. I've really been getting into his work lately via Tubi, and I decided to pull the trigger and treat myself to a physical copy of what boasts to be (as of right now) the definitive smorgasbord of his work, which boasts over 22 hours of content. You could spend almost a full day Kovacs-ing!

I'm still relatively early into the set, so I don't have a whole lot to say about it yet other than it really is incredible how well most of Kovacs' material holds up all these years later. Like many before me have said, he was one of the earliest television comedians to truly grasp the medium and foresee what it would eventually be capable of. You can still feel his influence in the DNA of productions being made today, whether the people behind it are aware of him or not. 

WC Fields: Six Short Films

One of the Criterion Collection's earlier releases, this one does what is advertised: presents six of the legendary WC Fields' early shorts in significantly-better quality than most of the other DVD sets that contain the same material. Featured are Pool Sharks (a silent film), The Golf Specialist, The Fatal Glass of Beer, The Pharmacist, The Dentist and The Barbershop. 

The set has been out of print for... I don't know how long, but it's out of print. I found it for pretty cheap on eBay a few weeks ago, though, so I finally have my grubby little hands on it (actually, my hands are fairly large, with pretty long fingers. Like a sexy alien). In really good condition too! For a couple of years now, I've also had the Comedy Essentials Collection, which collects what are arguably his 18 definitive films, so I think I'm just about set on WC Fields discs for the time being (I also have this record, for the record).

Charlie Chaplin Echo Bridge Compilations

While we are on the topic of old comedians and their short films, I've been returning to these releases of Charlie Chaplin's public domain work as of late. I've had a few volumes (there are eight in total, I believe) for quite a while now and I've ordered a few more after (you guessed it) spotting some really cheap deals online. 

In terms of visual quality... you get what you get. There's even a disclaimer at the beginning of each disc that warns you some of the material will be quite mucky. This doesn't bother me a whole lot, though, because a) It's still legible/watchable even in the worst instances. You can make out everything on screen b) In some cases, the best available prints of the shorts aren't a whole lot better than what is seen on these DVDs. To me, it's simply impressive that this century-plus old work still survives for us to see. 

While these discs mostly contain Chaplin's short subjects (The Immigrant, The Cure, Mabel's Strange Predicament), there are a few feature-length films included, such as Tillie's Punctured Romance and Chaplin's first masterpiece, The Kid.

Batman: The Complete Television Series

This is one DVD set I've wanted for many years now, and now I finally own it. The 1966 Batman TV show, starring Adam West and Burt Ward, has always had a big impact on me, so it's been a real treat to revisit it all in its campy, candy-coloured glory. 

I earnestly believe that this is in the top five takes on the character; yes, it is silly, but a lot of people seem to fail to realize that it is deliberately so. The writers didn't make it the way it was by accident! Leaning into the inherent wackiness of silver-age superherodom was a great choice, especially considering so many cape-centred films and TV shows tend to shy away from/make excuses for this aspect of the genre. 

The Best of Abbott & Costello

As of right now, I have the first two of four volumes of this series of releases, collecting the Universal-era films of one of the great duos in entertainment. I'm hoping to scoop up the remaining half sooner rather than later. 

What can you say about Bud and Lou that hasn't already been said eighty-odd years ago? Their chemistry was impeccable; they were so tapped into one another that some of their routines work at near-lightning speed. Who's on First (which is performed in a number of their movies-- they were not averse to repeating material, which in their latter years arguably became their chief weakness) is the obvious routine to dwell on, and for good reason, but this bit from their first feature, One Night in The Tropics, is a personal favorite of mine:

That's it! For now, at least-- I'd certainly enjoy doing more posts of this nature some time down the road, especially considering this one seemed to exclusively focus on old comedy DVDs, and I promise you I'm a bit more versatile a viewer than that. Here's to some more brief blurbs about Stuff in the future!

Friday, March 13, 2026

When Dennis Menaced

This week marks the 75th anniversary of one of comics history's greatest coincidences-- two characters, one American and one British, both named "Dennis The Menace" debuted independently of one another on the same date in 1951 (March 12th).

The respective Dennises (Denni?) don't hold the same cultural relevance they did in their 1950s heydays, so I've noticed fairly limited discussion online about this Demisesquicentennial (no, I didn't have to look that term up, why do you ask?), most of it centering on the fact that the UK Dennis seems to do a better job of living up to his "Menace" moniker than his US counterpart. It's true; Brit Dennis' domain is destruction and chaos, whereas Yank Dennis seems content to rest at "Dennis The Unintentional Annoyance to His Elderly Neighbor Sometimes" status. Or so the conventional wisdom goes.

Was this always true, though? No! Believe it or not, in the earlier years Yankee Doodle Dennis was raising a hell of a lot of hell. I would argue early-US Dennis not only gave UK Dennis a run for his money, but surpassed him on this front. In the 1960s or so, however, US Dennis' rough edges were noticeably sanded down, presumably due to a combination of wanting to increase the character's marketability, while also trying to pre-emptively tone down any complaints from parents who might have felt their kids were been trying to emulate his rowdy behavior (he was also a TV star by that point).

Let's dive into my trusty digital comics archive and look at some of Dennis' earlier, more unhinged feats from the first two years of the strip's run-- for whatever reason, these refuse to upload in chronological order right now, but I guess that's not really a priority when it comes to, uh, Dennis The Menace. 

And as per usual, click on each image for a higher-resolution look at it...





Dennis The Vengeance.







Dennis The Exhibitionist.














Dennis defies God.




You just don't see this level of premeditated psychological torment in the funny pages these days.




This one is probably my all-time favorite.











Dennis establishes dominance.






We here at Noah Pasternak HQ do not condone Dennis' behavior and would like to think he is listening and learning these days.





Kick his ass Dennis!!

What is the UK Dennis' confirmed kill count? From strips featured in this post alone, US Dennis' is two (see a couple strips below).


Grand Theft Dennis.



I love his facial expression here.




Menacipus Rex?


A recurring theme in these early strips is Dennis' efforts to emasculate his father.










Weaponized Menace.














RIP Larry.








Dennis The Menace is dead, long live Dennis The Menace...